Chucknorrisme

Chuck Norris doesn’t breathe, he holds air hostage.

Chuck Norris doesn’t call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

 

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