# Interview advice

Refuse to leave the interview until they offer you the job
#InterviewAdvice

Tell the interviewee you will be picturing them naked throughout the interview and giggle every now and again
#InterviewerAdvice

If you have to fart during an interview cover it up with a scream
#interviewadvice

Skip the handshake and hug the interviewer to give yourself a 75% greater chance of getting the job
#InterviewAdvice

Eat plenty of fish and garlic 5 minutes before your interview for extra energy and brain power
#InterviewAdvice

Interviews are not policed as well as school exams, so leave your cheat notes in the toilet and check them during a pee break
#InterviewAdvice

Slip the interviewer money during the pre interview handshake. Even just £5 has been known to increase your chances of success by 50%
#InterviewAdvice

Drop in the interviewers house address as the answer to one of the starter questions. It will act as a minor threat and aid you getting the job.
#InterviewAdvice

This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this website, you consent on our use of these cookies. Find out more about this site’s cookies.