Jews Jokes

What is summer activity for Jewish kids with ADD called?
Concentration camp.

What is the difference between a white Jew and a black Jew?
The black Jew has to go to the back of the gas chamber.

What is missing in a train full of Jews?
One and a half pound of foreskin.

How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?
Two in the front, two in the back, 50 in the ashtray.

What’s the difference between Ebola and Jews?
One is a problem that needs to be eradicated. The other is a virus.