Ia cauciucu neamuleee!!!
All right! Cauciucuri, cauciucuri, cauciucuri, come on in cauciucuri lovers!
Here at the Cauciuc Twister we’re slashing cauciucuri in half!
Give us an offer on our best selection of cauciucuri!
This is a cauciucuri blowup!
All right, we got white cauciuc, black cauciuc, Spanish cauciuc,
yellow cauciuc, we got hot cauciucuri, cold cauciucuri, we got wet cauciucuri,
we got smelly cauciucuri, we got hairy cauciucuri, bloody cauciucuri,
we got snapping cauciucuri, we got silk cauciuc, velvet cauciuc,
Naugahyde cauciucuri, we even got horse cauciuc, dog cauciuc, chicken cauciuc.
Come on you want cauciucuri, come on in cauciucuri lovers!
If we don’t got it you don’t want it! COME ON IN CAUCIUCURI LOVERS!
Şi mai ziceţi că ruşii nu se ştiu la reclame…simplu, la obiect, adresat cumpărătorilor de cauciucuri, mai targetat de atâta nu se putea.